Nah, just a math joke!   Wirginial Firsts or FAQ for newbies      The wirgin   If you haven't seen the movie 'Gotcha' you are missing the whole point of this new and exciting word.  Unfortunately for most of you wirgins even if you have and can therefor relate to your newfound status you will 'never' learn the true meaning as it is explained in exquisite detail by Linda Fiorentino.  For those of you who have, God bless you and feel free to post of carnal intent.   If you are a wirgin you will know it  with the first followup response to your clever and witty posting.  If you haven't written the joke or someone didn't just die tragically, we have heard it before and before and before and so on . . .   Don't worry someone will let you know just how funny you really are.  If you are a woman of the sensuous age you might just get away with your first few posts as the regulars drool and slobber. This effect known as 'Wirgin Slobber' will not last unless you can produce equal amounts of drool or you lose your wirginity fast.  Holding out only works in romance novels and if you're name is Mary Anne and you are stranded on an island that is still bound by the rules of Geneva Conventions.   Regardless, the chances are we have heard it before and yes that includes just about every oxymoronic, puneriffic, 'mommy mommy Johnny is posting one liners again' joke.  The true humor is what you supply us with when you post and allow some very funny people to take advantage of your wirgin status.   You can be pissed if you like or you can respond with a clever and witty riposte.  The choice is yours - the ability typically not.  Do not make the classic wirgin mistake and assume someone hates you, someone doesn't, we all do; unless of course you become a regular and garner your own verbal incisors but by then you may actually have found some friends and begun to despise wirgins all on your own.   You are all grown up now so welcome to the newsgroup forum known as rec.humor and unless you were born in a barn, please feel free to close the door on your way out.  This is a humor forum and if you find something unhumorous,