Two old men are talking on a park bench about how they retired. First man:  My clothing business burned down.  Insurance paid me $750,000! Second man:  My rental property was wiped out in a flood.  Insurance paid me $1.5 million! First man:  How do you start a flood?

Two old men are talking on a park bench about how they retired. First man:  My clothing business burned down.  Insurance paid me $750,000! Second man:  My rental property was wiped out in a flood.  Insurance paid me $1.5 million! First man:  How do you start a flood? You could try a moraine dance?  With Global Warming glaciers are melting. mo?raine    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (m-rn) n. An accumulation of boulders, stones, or other debris carried and deposited by a glacier. [French, from French dialectal morena, mound of earth, from Provençal morre, muzzle, from Vulgar Latin *murrum.] mo?rainal or mo?rainic adj. Source: The American HeritageŽ Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Copyright Š 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved. moraine Mo*raine , n. [F. Cf. Prov. G. mur stones broken off, It. mora a heap of stones, hillock, G. m[ u]rbe soft, broken up, OHG. muruwi, AS. mearu tender, Gr. ? to cause to wither, Skr. ml[=a] to relax.] (Geol.) An accumulation of earth and stones carried forward and deposited by a glacier.